Tom Hardy bulks up, shaves his head and loses the hot, big time

OH NO. This is what happens when you are attracted to someone you really shouldn’t even bother. This is what happens when you give some dude the benefit of the doubt, over and over and over again, until you realize that he’s A) Actually not that hot, and B) Actually kind of gross. This realization just hit me as I glanced at these new photos of Tom Hardy, promoting his new film Warrior in Paris. This is how Tom used to look, when he was hot:

What’s the difference? Is it just hair?!? Hair and weight? Tom has always been built – not in a “I hang out in the gym five days a week” built, but built like he got his muscles doing hard labor. He’s bulked up to play Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, and I’m assuming that’s why his head is shaved too. But dear God, I had no idea he would look so… so… VIN DIESEL like this. The only thing keeping Tom Hardy from looking like Shrek is hair?!? Ugh. Disappointing and gross. And don’t even get me started on how gross his lips look when he’s shorn and shiny. Blech.

Sidenote: I now totally believe Tom Hardy boned Lindsay Lohan. Only someone like Lindsay can completely suck the hotness out of someone.

The other dude in the photos is Joel Edgerton, Tom’s costar in Warrior. Here’s the trailer for Warrior. Seriously, Tom Hardy always needs hair. It makes all the difference in the world.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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